Thursday, January 12, 2017

I USED TO HATE VIOLENCE BUT NOW I LIKE TO FIGHT.

I USED TO PLAY SUPERHERO BUT NOW I PLAY GTA

I USED TO NOT WANT TO BE A BIG BROTHER  BUT NOW I, WELL THAT NEVER CHANGED

I USED TO LIKE CHUCK E. CHEESE BUT NOW I CAN'T STAND GOING THERE

I USED TO THINK GIRLS HAD COOTIES BUT NOW I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE













                    LIMERICK

THERE WAS A HOT FART FROM THE EAST

WHO ONCE CAME OUT OF THE BEAST

THE GROSS CREATURE CRIED

HIS NOSE NOW FRIED

AND NOW HE SMELLS HIS GROSS FEET














       FREE VERSE

BILL THE WRANGLER WAS A TANGLER OF THE GOATS OF THE SKY

CATCHING  A GOAT WAS EFFORTLESS HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY

BUT THE GOD OF GOATS ONE DAY CAUGHT HIS EYE

HE YANKED AND PULLED UNTIL ONE DAY HE DIED













           CINQUAIN

THE FAT
SMALL RAT WHO ATE
THE CAKE DIED BY POISON SNAKE
THE RAT REVIVED AND THE SNAKE CRIED NO
DINNER TONIGHT

















       ALLITERATION

BILLY BEGGED THE BIG BLACK BEAR TO SPEAR HIS BLUE BERRIES

THE BIGGER THE BERRIES THE SWEETER MY BRINE THE BIG BLACK BEAR CRIED AND BEGGED FOR THE BLUE BERRIES BILLY BEGAN TO BOLT THE BIG BLACK BEAR BLEW BLACK BEAR BREATH BOLDLY AT BILLY THE BOLTING BOY  















             Experience

I fell out of a tree

I was once stung by a bee

I have ridden snowmobiles

I know how hot fire feels

I have been in a fight with my brother

I lost against my brother










                        Haiku

I don't like to sing
My dad's phone goes ding ding ding

I don't like Android

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