Acrostic Poem

Sheldon

Sheldon

Has

Extra

Loud mowers and

Doesn’t

Own

Nice mowers

Cinquain

English

English

Very Boring

I do not want to work

Because I choose to fail this class

English

Me Poem

School

I really hate school,

I would rather be working on cars.

Some say school is important, but I say it’s not.

I started the semester with an A, not it’s ending with an F.

Hard work isn’t getting me anywhere, so I am not going to try.

What’s so fun about being at school? When I can be home playing on my phone.

I use to care, but now I do not.

Experience Poem

I Remember...

I remember when I didn’t go to school;

I remember being able to sleep in;

I remember all the times I could play on my phone;

I remember when school actually served lunch;

I remember all the times I sat at home and did nothing;

I remember the time I shot my Dad in the butt with a BB Gun;

I remember when I use to not go to Panora;

I remember when I use to wear diapers;

I remember being able to take a nap;

I remember so many great things.

Free Verse

Me and My Dad

The day me and my dad went mushroom hunting.

We went through the woods and went to try to find mushrooms.

It was so fun I wish that we could've stayed longer though.

Alliteration Poem

Turface

Turface is a terrifying terrorist

Turface’s timing is thumb tastic

Turface’s tongue triggers tingles

Turface has a turtle tatanga

Turface is a Turd Face

Any Rhyme Scheme  

The dog ran out the door

The dog ran too fast

It was a streak of lightnin

The dog was frightnin

If I Were…

If I were an animal, I’d be a dog

If I were a car, I’d be General Lee

If I were a city, I’d be New York City

If I were a river, I’d be Raccoon River

If I were a pet, I’d be a Cat

If I were food, I’d be Cake

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth

If I were a board game, I’d be bored

If I were a building, I’d be a House

If I were a famous person, I’d be Travis Pastrana

If I were a sport, I’d be motocross

If I were a phone, I’d be a Samsung

If I were a teacher, I would be Mrs. G

In My Dreams

In my dreams I am a pro dirt bike rider

In my dreams I have fun

In my dreams is where I wish I could stay

Sometimes I even dream about my day